Once upon a midnight dreary,
while I porn surfed, weak and weary,
over many a strange and spurious site of "hot XXX galore."
While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark,
suddenly there came a warning,
and my heart was filled with mourning,
mourning for my dear amour,
"'Tis not possible!", I muttered, "give me back my free hardcore!"
Quoth the server, "404."

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